NJ PHIN FAN ... YOU'RE THE WORST!!!

Congratulations, NJ PHIN FAN!

Dolphins fans around the globe have elected you the Worst Dolphins Fan in the World! Good job, buddy, you really deserve this coveted honor.

Out of a total of 314 votes cast, NJ PHIN FAN earned 84 votes. That gave him 27 percent of all votes. Excellent, NJ PHIN FAN! This was truly a run-away.

The runners-up for Worst Dolphins Fan in the World were Tinshaker and me, The Knight who says Ni! (They Call Me... Tim, Tim The Enchanter, Mr. Bungle, etc.). Tin received 56 votes (18 percent) and I got 46 votes (15 percent).

I'm disappointed that you guys would see me as a worst fan. I am just a lonely, lonely man who tries to use the internet to gain a friend. Can't I even have one friend? I crave love, that's all.

Still, Tin and I also deserve some applause for out vote totals. If NJ PHIN FAN should die or be dethroned for legal reasons during the next year, Tin and then I would take over the crown-wearing duty.

The rest of the vote totals were as follows:

4th place: Jahndoh 35 votes (11 percent)

5th place: finfanrob 34 votes (11 percent)

6th place tie: Phinagain 24 votes (8 percent)

6th place tie: Walker 24 votes (8 percent)

8th place: herdfan 11 votes (4 percent)

Congrats to all candidates for your hard work. Don't give up, any of you! If you keep up your usual actions, any of you could easily come back next year and win this prize!

Voting for the Worst Dolphins Fan in the World has begun

Hi again everyone. Today is the big day that you've all been waiting for.

Thousands of people e-mailed me with nominations for candidates in my first annual Worst Dolphins Fan in the World contest. I received many different nominations, but have limited the voting choices to only the eight people who earned the most nominations. Congratulations to all of the nominees. You have earned this coveted honor.

The voting poll is located right here. Vote for whoever you like and vote as many times as you like. Voting for the poll will end at 8 a.m. on Tuesday, April 13.

The winner (loser) will be announced later that day.

Vote now!

Worst Dolphins Fan in the World!

Starting this week, I will be running a Worst Dolphins Fan in the World contest. To vote in the contest, you can click the name of the person you want in a poll that will be located right here. You can vote as many times as you want for the person you think is the Worst Dolphins Fan in the World.

The contest is scheduled to start on Wednesday.

If you'd like to nominate someone for this coveted crown, send me an e-mail at knightwhosaysni@rocketmail.com.

Remember, I am now posting at the Sun Sentinel's Dolphins blog under the name "They Call Me... Tim." Here is another nice pic of me.

My 2010 Mock Draft

Hi friends and new friends!

My name is The Knight who says Ni!, Mr. Bungle, Elitist Blog Club Member, Tryptich, Draft The BPA, and more. I spend approximately 15 hours per day posting comments on Miami Dolphins blogs and forums, so I am pretty much an expert on the NFL.

Thousands of you have been waiting for my 2010 mock draft. I spent many weeks researching teams and draft prospects, so I know you will appreciate all of my hard work.

Here's my 2010 mock draft!

1 St. Louis Rams - Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma; I predicted this many years ago.

2 Detroit Lions - Dez Bryant, WR, Oklahoma State; Matt Millen loves wide receivers.

3 Tampa Bay Bucs - Derrick Morgan, DE, Georgia Tech; From now on, this Buccaneer shall be named Captain Morgan. Aye, matey.

4 Washington Redskins - Tony Romo, QB, Eastern Illinois; This is the most brilliant draft choice ever. Only a couple of people know this, but Romo was never drafted, so he is still eligible to be picked. The Redskins need a QB, so why not draft one that will also hurt a division rival?

5 Kansas City Cheifs - Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska; This guy totally looks like he loves to eat barbeque, so he’s a perfect fit in KC.

6 Miami Dolphins from Seattle - Eric Berry, S, Tennessee; Pete Carroll trades an unproven pick for excellent guard Justin Smiley and his former USC wide receiver Patrick Turner, a potential future Pro Bowler.

7 Cleveland Browns - Brandon Graham, DE, Michigan; Mike Holmgren definitely favors dudes with moustaches, so Graham will need to put away the razor. Also, I think Holmgren might be holding a woman captive in his dungeon basement, so if you live in Cleveland, maybe you should contact the police.

8 Oakland Raiders - Carlton Mitchell, WR, South Florida; Al Davis really doesn’t like Michael Crabtree’s bitchy attitude, and this pick will stick it to Crabtree again.

9 Buffalo Bill - Tim Tebow, QB, Florida State; Bills general manager Jim Kelly really likes Tim Tebow. Plus, Buffalo is populated by a lot of bad, awful people, so maybe Tebow could teach those people to be nicer and better behaved.

10 Jacksonville Jaguars - Joe Haden, CB, Florida; The Jags wanted Tim Tebow. Instead, they get the next best thing.

11 Denver Broncos from Chicago - Rolo McClain, ILB, Alabama; Nick Saban was also a little dictator so Rolo should get along well with Josh Daniels. Also, Rolo is an excellent candy and people in Denver usually like good quality candy.

12 Miami Dolphins - C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson; Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams are excellent, so maybe this Spiller guy could play fullback for the Dolphins.

13 San Francisco 49Niners - Jason Pierre Paul, DE, South Florida; Players from Florida schools are usually pretty good in the NFL, so this is a lock.

14 Seattle Sea Hawks from Denver - Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State; Okung will protect Matthew Stafford from getting hit so many times.

15 New York Giants - Bryan Bulaga, OT, Iowa; A buluga whale is as big as a giant, so this Buluga belongs with other Giants.

16 Tennessee Volunteers - Dan Williams, DT, Tennessee; I’m not sure if Tennessee really even needs this position filled, but he is very familiar with the area, so he’d probably always be on time for practices, etc.

17 San Francisco 49Niners from Carolina - Jermaine Gresham, TE, Oklahoma; Mike Singletary is still mad that Vernon Davis cried when Singletary dropped his pants and showed off his weewee.

18 Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike Lupati, G, Idaho; I’m pretty sure the Steelers always draft an offensive lineman in the first round.

19 Atlanta Falcons - Pass. The bad economy has definitely hurt team owner Arthur Blank, who also owns struggling home improvement store Home Depot. It’s highly doubtful Blank could afford to take on a big, first-round salary this year.

20 Houston Texans - Anthony Davis, OT, Rutgers; I live in New Jersey so this is kinda neat.

21 Cincinnati Bengals - Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma; Cincy isn’t really too, too far from where the original McCoys battled the Hatfields, so he’ll fit right in with his hillbilly ancestors.

22 New England Patriots - LeGarrette Blount, RB, Oregon; A sneaky thug for a team of cheating thugs with thugs fans who don't properly pronounce words.

23 Green Bay Packers - Jimmy Clausen, QB, Notre Dame; Brett Favre is still playing the yes/no retirement game, but the Packers can’t wait forever for his decision.

24 Philadelphia Eagles - Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland; If McNabb leaves, this guy is the obvious replacement for him in Campbell’s Soup commercials.

25 Baltimore Ravens - Earl Thomas, S, Texas; Ed Reed is getting old and his beard is a little frightening. I love Ed Reed and all, but I’d be scared if I saw a guy with a beard like that when I was walking down the street, especially at night, and I'd assume he was going to try to kill me.

26 Arizona Cardinals - Taylor Mays, S, USC; Ken Whisenhunt asks, “Mother, Mays I?” Yes you may, Kent!

27 Dallas Cowboys - (I will try to add this pick later. I got really tired and couldn't think any more.)

28 San Diego Chargers - Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama; Dudes in Southern California love big boobs.

29 New York Jets - Trenton Williams, OT, Oklahoma; Trenton is the capital of New Jersey. The Jets are based in New Jersey. It would be sad if this doesn’t actually happen.

30 Minnesota Vikings - Golden Tate, WR, Notre Dame; I don’t know, but I really like his first name. It sounds very sparkly, like a holiday.

31 Indianapolis Colts - Colt McCoy, QB, Texas; If you saw the Super Bowl, you know it’s time for Peyton Manning to go. (Plus, he'd be Colt the Colt.)

32 New Orleans Saints - Arrelious Benn, WR, Illinois; If the Saints want to win again, they have to get some weapons for Drew Brees.

I hope you liked my mock draft. Let me know what you think! Keep checking back for more excellent updates. Plus, I may issue an updated mock draft in the near future if things change.

Little known NFL facts

Hi again everyone!

I am The Knight who says Ni!, Mr. Bungle and Elitist Blog Club Member, etc.

Thousands of you have e-mailed to ask when I will be posting my popular mock draft. Well, you don't have to wait much longer. My long-anticipated 2010 NFL mock draft will be posted here tomorrow. I was unable to find time to reply to the thousands of e-mails I received yesterday, because I spend almost every minute I am awake posting comments on Dolphins blogs and forums, so I thought it best if I just made the major announcement right here for all of you to see.

Speaking of seeing, I recently bought a webcam, and will hopefully be using it to interact with many of my new friends. Here is a picture of me from my webcam.

Today, for your enjoyment, I will be writing about interesting yet little-known NFL facts, including rules and stats. I have spent hundreds of hours researching these little-known facts and hope you will be as shocked and surprised to learn about them as I was. Here goes.

Little Known NFL Facts

1. The Super Bowl. Did you know that the Super Bowl has only been around since 1967? Most people assume that it has been around for hundreds of years, but in reality it has been going on for about 30 years.

2. Walter Peyton. We all know that Emmit Smith is the NFL's all-time leading rusher with many yards compiled (I couldn't find out exactly how many yards he had). But did you know that "Walter Peyton" previously held that record? If you're like me, you're asking, who is "Walter Peyton" and how come I have never heard of him? At first, I thought it was a joke, but apparently there really was a player named "Walter Peyton" and he did have the most rushing yards. Crazy.

3. The Los Angeles Raiders. Please don't laugh. I didn't make a mistake! According to wikipedia, the Oakland Raiders actually used to be called the Los Angeles Raiders and they used to play their home games in Los Angeles. I didn't know you could move to a different city or whatever, but apparently some other teams have also moved. I will try to find out which other teams moved and update you in a future blog post.

4. The 3third QuarterBack. Most of you know the names of the starting quarterbacks, because they are pretty popular. But did you know that teams often bring three quarterbacks to games? Yes. But that's not all. The third quarterback is not allowed to play because of some bizarre rule.

5. Freezing The Kicker. I heard this term used one time, but nobody really likes to talk about it so I really don't have too much information on it.

6. Troy's Long Hair. Troy Polomulo is one of the best players in football. No secret there! But did you know that he grew his hair extra long so that opposing players couldn't see his name on the back of his jersey? It's true! Since his long hair hides his name on the back of his jersey, they never can tell which guy he is when he is on the field.

7. The Big Game. Miami and New Orleans have both been to the Super Bowl 10 times, the most ever. Pasadena, which apparently used to have an NFL team, is next with five trips to the Super Bowl. The San Diego Chargers are next with three trips to the Super Bowl.

8. Highest Scoring Game Ever. The highest scoring game in NFL history came in 1983, when the Detroit Pistons beat the Denver Broncos 186-184. The game was actually tied 145-145 after four quarters. Kiki Vandeweghe led the Lions with 51 points scored.

9. 60 Minutes. The NFL claims that its games only last 60 minutes, but I always felt like it was much longer. I just read that the average NFL game is actually 3 hours and 7 minutes seconds. Something is definitely up with this.

10. Rudy. I've never told anybody this, so it is in a way a little known fact. Rudy is my favorite NFL movie of all-time.

I hope you found these NFL secrets as astonishing as I did! Remember, check back tomorrow for my 2010 NFL mock draft.

Allow myself to introduce myself

Hi to all of you, my new friends!

My name is The Knight who says Ni! These are a couple of pictures of me. I used to use the name Mr. Bungle, and lately I've also been using the name Elitist Blog Club Member. I like to change my names sometimes, but don't worry! If I change names again and start regularly posting on blogs using a different name, I will let everyone know right here.

I am a big Miami Dolphins fan and like to spend almost every minute of every day posting comments on Miami Dolphins blogs. I post on a bunch of different blogs, but most of the time you can find me posting on Omar and Mike's blog at sunsentinel.com/dolphins.

I am always looking for new friends, or any friends at all, for that matter, so please come visit me there. Just a little warning, though. I am very, very shy. Many times, because I am so shy, I will pretend that I don't have a blog just because I'm shy and embarrassed. But don't let that stop you from getting to know me. I eventually warm up to people.

I don't really have any friends besides the people that I know who also post comments on Dolphins blogs. Yes, it gets lonely.

Last year I also had an amazingly successful and popular blog, but it was located at a different internet address. In case you want to see it, it can be found at mrbunglesfins.blogspot.com.

The big news is that my long-anticipated 2010 mock draft will be posted here this week, hopefully on Wednesday. Please check back and let me know what you think about my blog and my mock draft.

If you want to e-mail me, my e-mail address is knightwhosaysni@rocketmail.com.