Look for me in the comments section of the Sun Sentinel's Dolphins blog. I post using these names: The Knight who says Ni!, Elitist Blog Club Member, Draft The BPA, Random Guy, Tryptich and Mr. Bungle.

MORE BREAKING NEWS: I am now also posting under the name "They Call Me... Tim"

BREAKING NEWS: I am now also posting under the name Tim the Enchanter



Monday, March 29, 2010

Allow myself to introduce myself


Hi to all of you, my new friends!

My name is The Knight who says Ni! These are a couple of pictures of me. I used to use the name Mr. Bungle, and lately I've also been using the name Elitist Blog Club Member. I like to change my names sometimes, but don't worry! If I change names again and start regularly posting on blogs using a different name, I will let everyone know right here.

I am a big Miami Dolphins fan and like to spend almost every minute of every day posting comments on Miami Dolphins blogs. I post on a bunch of different blogs, but most of the time you can find me posting on Omar and Mike's blog at sunsentinel.com/dolphins.

I am always looking for new friends, or any friends at all, for that matter, so please come visit me there. Just a little warning, though. I am very, very shy. Many times, because I am so shy, I will pretend that I don't have a blog just because I'm shy and embarrassed. But don't let that stop you from getting to know me. I eventually warm up to people.

I don't really have any friends besides the people that I know who also post comments on Dolphins blogs. Yes, it gets lonely.

Last year I also had an amazingly successful and popular blog, but it was located at a different internet address. In case you want to see it, it can be found at mrbunglesfins.blogspot.com.

The big news is that my long-anticipated 2010 mock draft will be posted here this week, hopefully on Wednesday. Please check back and let me know what you think about my blog and my mock draft.

If you want to e-mail me, my e-mail address is knightwhosaysni@rocketmail.com.

44 comments:

  1. Knight, you're the biggest loser in the world. Get a life. I'm tired of seeing you making idiotic comments all days at the SS blog.

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  2. hahahahahaha! i always knew ud be a loser in real life. hahaha, look at ur face. damn

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  3. LMAO this has to be a joke! I mean I always knew you were a douche bag but this brings it to a whole new level!

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  4. knight you're an f'ing loser. you stole this whole layout from tinshaker. drop dead u loser

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  5. I love you, man! I'm so proud of you for building this blog all by yourself. The design is awesome! Big hugs!

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  6. Don't quit your day job -- assuming you have one.

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  7. will the knightwhosaysni comment on his own board? will that lessen the posts on the other blogs? what to do, what to do?

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  8. holy shit! please, i will literally pay you if you update this site everyday. this is the best thing ive seen in a long time. lol.

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  9. Dont worry knight. Your stuff is quite hilarious.
    I will drop a line after you post the mock draft

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  10. Waterboy, thank you for your continued support. You have been one of my most loyal fans. I will try to have my mock draft ready on Wednesday. I'm so excited about it!

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  11. Congrats Knight. I still hope to see you on Omar's blog.

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  12. knight is puke inducing, fool that should stay off the blogs.knight will not be missed by anyone.

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  13. Knight,bungleholio should stay on the Jet blogs. Dumbass that he is.

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  14. knight ruins the sun sentinel bolg daily with his idiotic responses.
    knight is a horses arse

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  15. what's wrong with you???

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  16. JetsSuck: Way to go Mr. Bugle. I always enjoyed your writing on the SS blogs because you are very knowledgeable and level headed. Keep up the good work my friend.

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  17. Knight, You also use the name "Random Guy".
    How come so many names if claim to hate trolls?

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  18. Random Guy, Knight how come you cannot stay off the blog or post under only one name?

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  19. Bungle, Now you are also Random Guy. How Come you troll so much under different names. Why is your first round pick different on each blog?

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  20. You guys are correct, I am also now using the name Random Guy and Draft The BPA. I will add these to the list so everyone knows!

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  21. That is now four different troll names.
    Knight that says Ni! Why do you use so many different names and complain about trolls. This makes no sense and neither does your posts.

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  22. Is that a giant snake at your crotch or are you happy to talk about black athletes 16 hours a day?

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  23. Funnest draft ever. I especially like the Philly pick. The jets pick and Cody pick was very funny also. Keep up the great work. Maybe you should send this stuff to the comedy channel?

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  24. A troll, most commonly encountered on the internet, is any person who purposely causes controversy in a web community and disrupts shit for his own amusement. Trolls have been refered to in the web community as, trollers, assholes, jerks, and scum of the earth douchebags. The term probably derives from "trolling" or "trawling", a style of fishing which involves trailing bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. Troll is fine as a verb since trawling/trolling for comments and flames is innate troll behavior. Trolling is not to be confused with the gay slang verb "to troll", which means to trawl for anal sex, unless of course it's done by Perverted Justice.

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  25. Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.

    Most people think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

    The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

    Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

    The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

    Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.

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  26. Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.

    Most people think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

    The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

    Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

    The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

    Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.

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  27. Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.

    Most people think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

    The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

    Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

    The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

    Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.

    Most people think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

    The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

    Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

    The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

    Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.

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  29. Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.

    Most people think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

    The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

    Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

    The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

    Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.

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  30. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex
    July 01, 2009|By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  31. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex
    July 01, 2009|By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.
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    The best part: the story was absolutely true. The book, "And Tango Makes Three," was beautiful and sweet and touching in all the right ways -- except, of course, for the fact that it was also totally evil.

    For indeed, the penguins in question, named Roy and Silo, were both males. This meant they were clearly in some sort of ungodly, aberrant homosexual relationship, mocking natural laws and defying God's will that all creatures only cohabitate with the opposite sex and buy microfiber sofas from Pottery Barn and eat their meals in silent resentment and never have sex.

    Worst of all, the book depicted this relationship, this "family," as perfectly OK, as no big deal, as even (shudder) normal. After all, Roy and Silo didn't seem to give much of a damn. Tango sure seemed happy, what with not being left for dead and all. As of this writing, the Central Park Zoo has yet to be swallowed into a gaping maw of sinful doom. Any minute now, I suppose.

    I am right now amused at this because it turns out Roy and Silo were not really so much of an anomaly at all. Nor were they some sort of unholy freakshow, an immoral mistake in the eyes of a wrathful hetero God. Far from it. Turns out they were, in fact, far more the norm than many humans, even to this day, want to let on.

    Behold, the ongoing, increasingly startling research: homosexual and bisexual behavior, it turns out, is rampant in the animal kingdom. And by rampant, I mean proving to be damn near universal, commonplace across all species everywhere, existing for myriad reasons ranging from pure survival and procreative influence, right on over to pure pleasure, co-parenting, giddy screeching multiple monkey orgasm, even love, and a few dozen other potential explanations science hasn't quite figured out yet. Imagine.
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  32. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  33. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  34. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  35. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  36. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  37. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  38. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  39. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  40. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  41. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  42. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  43. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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  44. Confirmed: God is slightly gay / Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex

    I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one about the gay penguins.

    Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.

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